Thursday, June 28, 2007

I will tell you a story--

I can’t really explain how fantastic my vacation to Alaska was.
Marvelous.
Fabulous.
Incredible.
Wonderful.
Nope, those words don’t really encapsulate it.

It was so great. Even though it was only four full days, I don’t think we could have packed more fun in if it had been a week.

On Thursday we left for Homer , a quaint little town on the Kenai Peninsula. The drive down was beautiful. I swear, at every turn I would gasp. The pictures really don’t do it justice.


We stopped here and there for pictures and sightseeing, and had lunch at Gwin’s, which I guess is a pretty famous stop! There were tourists everywhere, taking advantage of the prime fishing and weather.


Look how green the water is. It’s really eerie in person—the color comes from the glacial silt in the water. The silt never settles so the color remains the vibrant green. Very cool.

We got to Homer, and it was adorable. Homer is famous for fishing, boating, and of course, The Spit.

Down The Spit is where the fun starts—cute little shops, great food, great people, lots of cute fisherman doing their thang. This is where the Salty Dawg Saloon is, which is a pretty famous bar. We hit up some ice cream and some fish and chips, which were TO DIE. It was amazing to me how readily available fresh halibut was.


I love halibut, but it’s pretty spendy in Oregon. I was sure to get my fill on vacation.




We left Homer around 6 or so, and headed back north to Kenai to stay with my friend’s grandmother. She let us stay for the night so we could take the quick drive over to Seward for our glacier cruise on Friday! She is such a funny lady. She’s fabulously sarcastic and I was laughing all night. But on our way there, I spotted a MOOSE!


I also made a tally of how many bald eagles I spotted: 15! It was crazy. Before that, I had seen maybe 2 in my life.

Early Friday morning, we headed down to Seward. The drive was a little cloudy, but it wasn’t too bad. Seward is an adorable little town. Here we got on the boat for our six-hour cruise. It was so excellent. I can’t even begin. We saw humpback whales—


Harbor seals—



Puffins, dolphins, seagulls, sea otters, magpies, and many others.

Then we started coming up on the Holgate Glacier:

And it kept getting bigger:


And more incredible:


There were no words.


It might be the most amazing thing I’ve ever seen…and I’ve seen some amazing things in my life and travels. It was so breathtaking that all 100 people on the boat just stood in silence. Just standing there you could hear it cracking and crunching against itself and the surrounding rocks. At one point, a huge piece of it broke off and fell into the water, making a deafening sound. Its sheer size was probably the most incredible thing. Explaining it, or even showing pictures really doesn’t capture it. We were freezing standing there on the boat with the wind coming off the glacier, but we really couldn’t look away.


It was beautiful.

We left Seward around six, and headed back to Anchorage. We met up with my friend’s boyfriend and goofed around and watched a movie. We left his house at about 1:00am—and it was still light out! Bizarre!

Saturday was spent toodling around Anchorage. We went to Moose’s Tooth for lunch and met up with an old friend of mine from high school who moved up to Alaska with her husband. She, like the friend I was visiting, is moving back to Portland. It served as a reminder that no matter how breathtaking it all is, the winter weather forces people out.

We then went to the Saturday Market in “downtown” Anchorage which was fun, but definitely can’t compare to Portland’s downtown or its Saturday Market. But I got some good touristy stuff and we had some great funnel cake, so you can’t beat that!

We had dinner at Bear Tooth (it was a toothy day I guess), and then headed out on the town at 10:30pm—still light out. We headed to Humpy’s, a bar with the strangest assortment of patrons I’ve ever seen. There were young people, hipsters, geeks, old guys, old ladies, rowdy folks, quiet folks…you name it, they were there.

We had a great time BS-ing and whatnot and closed the bar at 2:45. Then we started hassling this one guy to do a crabwalk around the block. Yes, folks, this is what the kids in Anchorage do. So we got him to race this girl, and whoever could make it all the way around the block first would win $250. We made this bet knowing there was no way they’d make it—it had started raining and they were both drunk.

It was very entertaining, to say the least.

We didn’t get home until 4am. I don’t even remember the last time I stayed out that late. Seriously, I was probably 21. I’m too old for that now, man.

Sunday was my last day, so we went and got some breakfast…I say breakfast loosely since it was noon. Then we drove around Anchorage a bit to see the city. Then we decided to take a drive to the Portage Glacier just outside of town.

On the way, we sall Dall Sheep on the rocks!!


The hoards of tourists gave it away.


On to Portage. This was kind of sad, actually—


The Portage Glacier is on the right. It was magnificent in its time, but global warming has made it recede so much that you can’t even see it from the official visitor’s center anymore. It was pretty funny because we watched a film about the “Voices from the Ice” and when it was over, the screen lifted in the most dramatic fashion to a big picture window where you SHOULD see the glacier, but because it’s receded around the corner, all you see is the lake. Tragic.

I know this was a long story, and who knows if anyone will really read this whole long thing, but I had a great trip. I’m still trying to catch up on the sleep I didn’t get, but it was all worth it in the end.

Wednesday, June 20, 2007

I'm headin' up north.



Don't wait up for me.

Monday, June 18, 2007

Music To My Ears

Here’s a little-known fact about Junniper.

I love opera. Nothing beats a great dinner, followed by a night of opera, and then drinks afterward.

I haven’t been able to see many of them, but my current favorite is Carmen. I just love the sets, the actors and actresses who have this amazing talent.



I also like to just listen to the music of operas—Pavarotti is one of my favorites. Favorite song within an opera? Hands-down “Nessun Dorma” from Puccini’s Turandot.

When my friend sent me a link to the following video, I was more than a little concerned. It’s just not OK to ruin things like Nessun Dorma and I was concerned this guy was going to kill it. It’s like when people other than the Righteous Brothers try to sing “Unchained Melody.” Not OK.

So I watched the video:



The little hairs on my arm stood up a little. No, he wasn’t perfect, but it was still beautiful! I was amazed, really. So I did a little YouTube searching for this Paul Potts character, and evidently he won “Britain’s Got Talent.”

I came upon another performance of his:



Seriously. With some training, this guy is going to be brilliant.



PS: I submitted my first new job application. The search is on!! [scary]

Friday, June 15, 2007

Summer is here!




Done with school until September....what on earth am I going to do with all this spare time?!!?!
How about show you this video that had me laughing so hard my stomach hurt:

Wednesday, June 13, 2007

Ode to my city---

Things I love about Portland

The view from the crest of the Fremont Bridge going south.

The view from the Rose Garden.



All of my bridges.

Especially this one:

The Lucky Lab on Hawthorne—even though I don’t own a dog.

The 7 million other brewpubs.


Cathedral Park



Waterfront Park

The Irish Festival at Kell’s

Tiny horses tied up to the old horse rings on random streets.


St. John’s Theater: first run movies for $3.75!


A pint of Ruby at McMenamins



Saturday Market


Farmer’s Market

Pioneer Square


The manic-depressive weather

Big Pink


Movies @ Pioneer Square in the summer

Zoo concerts

Sauvie Island


Ridiculous Portland Art


St. John’s

I’m missing about a billion things. City of Roses, I heart you.

Friday, June 08, 2007

Items of Note

Hello and welcome to the Friday before my last weekend of doing homework until September!

This is a beautiful moment for me. I have successfully survived my first year at graduate school without wanting to kill myself or others. For the most part, anyway. And I managed to do it while working full time, even though my boss made it very clear that she just “knew I wouldn’t be able to handle it.”

The term “suck it!” comes to mind.

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In other news, the Paris Hilton hoopty-doo is just so ridiculous and embarrassing that that’s all I can really say at this point. I mean, we’ve hit 3500 dead in Iraq (and that’s just our peeps), a poor girl was kidnapped and murdered yesterday, another missing girl was found after a year, and all the media can talk about is Paris kicking and screaming back to jail.


Man.

Although I would like to see footage of her tantrum. I’ll admit that.

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This weekend is my friend’s bridal shower, so that should be fun. I can’t believe their wedding is so close! It seems like only yesterday I was plotting their hookup. Sigh. They grow up so fast.

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There are only 11 days (well, technically 12) until I am blissfully on vacation with my good friend Courtney up in the Last Frontier. I’m so fricketing fracking jumpety jackin excited that I use phrases like “fricketing fracking jumpety jackin.”


That reminds me I need to unbury my suitcase from my closet.

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In still other news, I’m having some cat trouble.

Does everyone remember Bob? Well, Bob never came back after I splashed his little hide with water, but now we’ve got a new friend.



We’ll call her Bobette. Bobette is now enjoying taunting Jane through the window. At least this time, if I open the window and yell at her, she bolts for the night. But the little shit keeps coming back!

Sigh.

Friday, June 01, 2007

Hey baby...what's your sign?




Well that's just weird!





Secret's out!





Well that's rude.







I love that flavor!






A necessary service in life.





So how do you get in? The exit?






What?!






I've been looking for that...

And finally, on this beautiful Friday, I leave you with this riduculous cat video...

THE CAT WHO WILL BEG FOR ANYTHING: