And for the most part, it actually does look fairly lovely. Except this funky monkey streak on my arm. But that is why I did it on Wednesday night so I could fix it by Saturday. See? I’m smart sometimes.
Bridezilla tried to get me to just go tanning in those evil tanning beds, but I refuse.
I have zero intention of dying of skin cancer, thankyouverymuch. My two best friends, however, may not live to be 50. They are tanning bed queens. I was even giving them a lecture the other day and Bridezilla said, “I don’t want to be pasty white for my wedding!” and I retorted “Do you want to die when you’re 35???” And she responded “At least I’ll die married!”
Good lord this chica needs a reality check.
Last night I had some good times with some old friends from college that I haven’t seen in a couple of years. They’re pretty much the same—pot-smoking alcoholics—but you know, sometimes those people can be fun. The guy I used to like was there (not one of the pot-smoking alcoholics) and trying (unsuccessfully) to flirt with me, and I was like HA! You missed this boat, bubba!! [Did I just call myself a boat?]
They are having a block party on the fourth, though, so methinks I’ll just have to deal with being hungover at work on the 5th. Personally, I think it’s a travesty that I have to work on the 5th. Fireworks don’t even start until 10. My bedtime is 10! But we’re going to go anyway I think. I mean, it’s a block party. They even got permits to close down the street and block it off.
Anyway, I should probably get some, I dunno, work done. So it will be a few days before I post again since I’m leaving for the coast tonight to head down for the festivus.
I promise I’ll try not to laugh during the ceremony.
They are having a block party on the fourth, though, so methinks I’ll just have to deal with being hungover at work on the 5th.
ReplyDeleteI think you can be forgiven if you come hung over to work once.
For some reason, I was thinking about tanning while walking home from work tonight. I decided I would never use the beds. Only the cans. But I'd never actually use the sprays either because I'm never that white.
I can't wait to hear how the wedding goes.
I can't believe your friend, 'Bridezilla' actually said that! Scary!
ReplyDeleteAnyway, hope you're having fun despite the craziness of the whole thing :)