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I’m still popping the champagne today after the decimation of snarling elephants yesterday. Yippee! But I have a story for you. And I swear...

This is the best damn day EVER. EVER. Nananana, Nananana, Hey Hey Hey, GOOD-BYE ! ******************************************************** *...

Bloody hell. My goof-off time at work has gone down significantly in the last few days—I don’t know what the deal is, but suddenly everyone ...

See, Tristan , I'm excited about it! Apparently I made the front page of Digg with my stupid parking ticket story ! I'm sure I'...

So no balls. We searched for a couple of hours (half of which my little brother and sister spent “getting water because it will be easier to...

...this weekend. On the beach. Get your mind outta the gutter. No, seriously, I'm driving to the coast in a couple of hours to visit the...

God got me. My dad calls last night. “So how’s my little felon? Still on the lam?” “Huh?” “Have you checked your email?” “No…” “Well, I scan...

Why must this be such a hassle? I finally decided that I needed a real internet connection at home. For several months I was using NetZero (...

Oh, thanks all for the birthday wishes! :) After too much fun this weekend, I just can’t get back into the groove of things. This definitely...

25. Man, I'm old. Get ready, Portland . The Party Bus is coming to town!

Good attempt at my ridiculous movie quotes. Tristan obviously won, but it was a valiant effort by all! I went ahead and added the answers i...

Edit October 18th: I went ahead and added the answers! :) October is half over already. That means Halloween is coming! And then Thanksgivi...

. . . The sun appeared. The clouds parted. A beautiful rainbow painted across the sky— Drawing a deep breath, Jenniper gasped... “I can brea...

Dear Oregon Weather Gods, What is your deal? It’s October . What is this BS about it hitting 80 degrees on Wednesday? I’m not down with that...

I've had some better luck this afternoon. Recycling Guy who?

Is that a pistol in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me? Apparently, I have forgotten how to flirt. Hot Recycling Guy came in today ...

The man upstairs is picking on me. First off, I feel like shiznit . I’m playing in the bitter barn. Then I get a missed call on my cell phon...