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I’ve seen this circulated through e-mail and MySpace and Buddha knows what else dozens of times, but you know, it just doesn’t stop being fu...

Did you know that it takes precisely 42.036 annoying requests from a 9-year-old and an 11-year-old before you finally break down and shout “...

So bored at work this morning I was reading up on the JonBenet Ramsey murder history on crimelibrary.com . In the story it talks about how b...

I’m really starting to wonder what’s up with Bob . He came around last night at about 9pm (so I was still awake and upstairs). My windows we...

First, I must start by saying this is totally crazy. I am shocked that this case might be solved. I mean ten years. I was 14. Just wild. An...

Alright, Bob will not effing give it up. I have decided I’m going to put Cayenne pepper in the squirt bottle. I figure this way, if I get ...

Tragedy has struck. My shoes don’t fit. I don’t really understand why, either! I have some of the same designer’s shoes and they fit fine. S...

HISS!!! Fft fft! Reeeeerrrrrrowowwwwwww. This is what I woke up to at 4am this morning. [Bleepity bleep bleep] cat son of a [bleepity]. Som...

Whatever moron broke into my car last night. First of all, though, I am thankful he didn't break my window--the nice police man said he ...

:: Why do people get plastic surgery? I mean come on, just the name “PLASTIC surgery” should be a complete turn-off. :: Why is the official ...

OK, so here's some insight into just how silly I am. I love Garfield . I have since I was a kid. I had Garfield everything (sheets, blan...

DUH .

Bloody hell it’s hot. I mean, it’s Portland . It’s not supposed to be 104 degrees. I like my summers to consist of low-80s temps with upper ...

OK, I know it's been a week since I posted, but our network at work was down (AGAIN!!) and I got the freakin flu (AGAIN!!). I don't ...

She made a headline on msn.com. I swear not all Oregonians are this stupid . And she's from A-LOW-AH, not Alo-HA. EDIT 7/17: Now it'...

I recently decided to re-read all the Harry Potter books (I mean, it’s been years since I read Sorcerer’s Stone). I’ve gotten through the fi...